What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

Dr No

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What was the worst decision you ever did?

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the happy reality of our generation?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

What are some cute stories with your crush?

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?